

Lotuses - The CastLotuses - The Cast (Placed in order of introduction to the screenplay)Lotuses - The Cast
Master Lotus of the Paper, David
Master Lotus of the PSP, Cody
Lotus Trainee, Austin
Master Lotus of the Book, Austin
Master Tiger of the Gay, B.J.
Worthless, Unnamed Character...a.k.a. Phil
Master Giant Chicken From Outer Space of the Fishies, Devin
Master Lotus of the Chicken Pot Pie, Morales
Dragon Apprentice, Star
A Squirrel (Surprisingly enough, this isn't intended as a joke; Squirrel really is going to be a somewhat-big character as the pl


Lotuses Act - II Act II, Scene ILotuses Act - II
Grand Ruler, THWOMP THWOMP!
THWOMPian translator, THWOMPITY THWOMP THWOMP Our Grand Ruler, THWOMP the First, has issued this grand proclamation to his territories in England, Canada, and the Destroyed Republic of Switzerland: THWOMP! In other words, for all of you heathens who speak not the holy language, here is a direc


Lotuses - Act I Act I, Scene ILotuses - Act I
Master Lotus of the Paper, David - I shall teach you da ways of da papah!
Master Lotus of the PSP, Cody - I shall lend you my PSP and the game 'Final Fantasy VII: Crisis Core' so that you, too, may partake of its wisdom!
Lotus Trainee, Austin - I like pie...